Someone left Fairfax Village a gift. The "nice" people left us a shiny red Cadillac with no tires. It was left some time in the middle of the night. Apparently it was stolen from PG County earlier in the day. This is the second car stolen from PC County with DC tags that have been given to us in the last few weeks. It's like Christmas came earlier. Lt Hodge assured us they were going to increase patrols of the Fairfax Village lots during the night shift. Hopefully, MPD will be able to find our little Santa Claus and his elves. Maybe I should leave them milk and cookies.
*In case it isn't painfully obvious, I'm being facetious*